Not quite what I was hoping to find when reaching for a beer.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/09/2017 at 21:09 • Filed to: The world of no

Why, it’s our old friend (NO): the false black widow!

SAVE THE BEER......PLEASE

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 21:18

drink the spider

This is why TX > PNW.

Tarantulas are much easier to spot from a distance.

AestheticsInMotion > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/09/2017 at 21:28

You had to go and ruin it with the second sentence

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 21:42

Ouch ... biters?

CRider > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/09/2017 at 21:45

Texas has black widows.

CRider > Nibby
07/09/2017 at 21:47

Doesn’t he have to drink a fly first?

user314 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 22:57

Kinja'd!!!

Sir Halffast > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 23:20

I’m just going to stay here in Virginia where the spiders are relatively small, poisonous ones are rare, and the snakes are usually friendly.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan
07/09/2017 at 23:36

They can, and it’s not great

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 00:16

We have no such insects (or arachnids) here - just German roaches for the cats to chase.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 00:19

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

True, but we don’t have nearly as many as the PNW. I’ve only seen one living here.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 06:02

kill it with fire